I knew there was a reason you were my not-so-secret crush.
Russian president Dmitri Medvedev
will soon have his own LiveJournal. This was posted in April. No, it was not April 1st.
Thanks to the good folks at
russiamagazinePictures of
za Motherland taken with old cameras.
Some geniuses stole Trostky's ashes and baked them into cookies. Then sent them to the anointed. Damn. My one chance to literally be a part of the Communist Party--or rather, have a part of the Communist Party in me--is shot.
Also, hot women promoting Communism! Who will win Miss CHE-arming? I'm dying of suspense.
... But, hey, hot Russian women. Russian women are hot. I already knew that Germans collectively have the hotness of multiple supernovas, and, um, certain Japanese women can make you melt on eye contact. My eyes had yet to be opened to the gorgeousness of women from the land of awesome liturgy and depressing history riddled with
ugly obese men drinking in dachas the corpses of their own. Well, Russia has
one legacy it can be proud of.